Pulling apart narratives, common ignorances and how 90% of movies are the same damn thing.

Nukes in space don't work like on Earth! Obviously!

I didn't want to write endless drama articles about bad movies, but the majority of movies are unwatchable. My intention was to create a place where people could find good movies to watch and avoid the negatives. If it's not here, it's not a good movie.

... but I found myself watching so many bad movies, with nothing good to write about, that I figured fuck it. Let's write about bad movies too.

Of course it's subjective. Everything in life is subjective. These are movies I like and you should too.

I'm not going to say a movie is good because it has a unique art style or features a famous actor. It has to be good. What a revelation.

I don't watch many non-English movies but am well aware of numerous good ones that I should. This section was created to push me in to the effort of... watching a movie!

The reading of subtitles is what restricts me in fairness. I spend so much time drawing or programming that I can have English movies on in the background. If I can't read the susbitles then I have no idea what's going on with non-English movies.