Articles - Movies to Avoid

All the articles on Substack because they're easier to manage there, have better visibility and a comments section!

...and they're backed up locally for the day when Substack eventually goes down. Like every other platform.

This is a direct link to my SubStack 'Movie to Avoid' articles.

Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (2023) [review] by Anus Panda

Distraught over 'The Cube' review, I turn to American cinema for salvation...

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Black Adam (2022) [review] by Anus Panda

His name is Dwayne and he's white.

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Bloodshot (2020) [review] by Anus Panda

I made it through the entire movie, but I wouldn't recommend you do.

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Eat Pray Love (2010) [review] by Anus Panda

Never seen it, sounds pathetic

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Elysium (2013) [review] by Anus Panda

Almost watchable, utterly detestable film for gibsmedats

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The Last Breath (2024) [review] by Anus Panda

Possibly the dreariest shark movie I've ever seen.

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The Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023) [review] by Anus Panda

SJW garbage, cultural vandalism

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Transformers: Rise of the Beasts (2023) [review] by Anus Panda

It's a clone of every previous movie in the franchise

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Underwater (2020) [review] by Anus Panda

A decent nautical monster movie ruined by SJW's

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